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Behavior Reminds

Behavior Reminds

April 5, 2026

Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of the square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it’s’ completely irrational. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Parallel Lines

Parallel Lines

April 5, 2026

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Student Okay I’ve

Student Okay I’ve

April 5, 2026

Student: “What’s infinity? “ Math Teacher: “Think of a number”. Student: “Okay, I’ve got one. “ Teacher:” Good. That’s not it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Phone Belongs

Phone Belongs

April 5, 2026

A cell phone rings in a full mens locker room, the man answers the phone He puts it on the speaker. Man: “Hello!” Woman: “Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” Man: “Yes. “ Woman: “I’m at the mall and I just saw this beautiful leather coat and it’s only $2,000, can I

You’ll Marry

You’ll Marry

April 5, 2026

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours. “ This joke

Bank Robber

Bank Robber

April 5, 2026

A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn’t wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promptly shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light