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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Women Spent
April 5, 2026
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure,
Prostitutes Confession Slept
April 5, 2026
A wedding night confession. Husband: “Before we married, I slept with many prostitutes, “ Wife:” I knew I met you before. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mixed Orders
April 5, 2026
A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!” His wife says, “Stay more to the left. “ After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car
Through Nighty Wore
April 5, 2026
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused husband says, “You look so beautiful and sexy my darling. “ The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell
Last Word
April 5, 2026
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Alex said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word. “ “Wow!” said Logan, “How did you manage that?” “It’s easy, “replied Alex. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.
Fine Arts Gourmet
April 5, 2026
A chat between men. “Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light