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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Happiest Lying World
April 5, 2026
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. “ The woman says, “I’ll miss you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Large Break
April 5, 2026
Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down. “ Husband says: “It looks like he’s
Mathematical Help
April 5, 2026
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” he asked her. The secretary replied, “Everything but my earrings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Seasick Pills
April 5, 2026
Mr. Johnson’s wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young. “ He thought it over and agreed. He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills and a tube of lubricant. Upon returning
Adequate Sample Size
April 5, 2026
Three professors, a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket. The physicist says, “I know what to do! We
Waiter Rare
April 5, 2026
Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir?” Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife. “ Waiter: “Rare it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light