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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Poor Box
April 5, 2026
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. “ The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. “ The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it
Hottest Wives
April 5, 2026
A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a football player who’s a total dope! I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives. “ His wife said, ‘Thank you. ‘ This joke is included in the Black
Groom Broom
April 5, 2026
Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk. “ The groom broom says, “How can that be possible? We haven’t even swept together!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Banister Warming Sliding
April 5, 2026
A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. “Warming up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Funny John
April 5, 2026
John asked his wife why she married him. Wife: “Because you are funny. “ John: “I thought it was because I was good in bed?” Wife: “You see? You’re hilarious. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mute Friend Points
April 5, 2026
A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman. The mute friend points to his head. His friend says, “Yes, intelligence is important. “ Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend nods and says, “Certainly a woman with money would be nice. “ Then,
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light