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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Company Knows Better
April 5, 2026
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, who was reading a magazine, and pops the question: “Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how
Nice Restaurant – Elias Found
April 5, 2026
Elias and his wife found the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, they go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, he goes Fridays. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Pack Beach Stuff
April 5, 2026
A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted excitedly, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The wife said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter, “he said, “just as long as you’re out
Row Please
April 5, 2026
A dietician was once addressing a large audience during a lecture. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that
Effeminate Compared Married
April 5, 2026
Wife to husband: “My mother says I should never have married you. She says you’re effeminate. “ Husband: “Compared to her everyone is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Multi-Millionaire Friend Millionaire
April 5, 2026
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire. “ “And what was he before the marriage?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A multi-millionaire”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light