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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Strange Socks
April 5, 2026
Billy: “What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots! !” Drew: “Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Until He’s Older
April 5, 2026
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Become President
April 5, 2026
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” “Well, “she replied, “since you asked, to tell you the truth
Dollar Bill
April 5, 2026
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. “ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you
Bathroom Door
April 5, 2026
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. The morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she
Tattoo Artist
April 5, 2026
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the
Treding Jokes
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light