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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Motel Clerk

Motel Clerk

April 5, 2026

Miss Juliette,a not-too-bright young woman, had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a movie star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand,

Waiter Smiles

Waiter Smiles

April 5, 2026

A couple goes to Madrid on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious

Kitchen Sink

Kitchen Sink

April 5, 2026

One day the husband comes home from a hard day at work, and his wife says “Honey, there’s a problem with the kitchen sink. Can you take a look at it? He replies “What do I look like, a plumber?” Next day he comes home from work, his wife says “Baby I need you to

Perfect Shot Forget

Perfect Shot Forget

April 5, 2026

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems like an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!” The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to

Great Tidings God

Great Tidings God

April 5, 2026

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news, “God said. Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first. “ Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you

Balcony Beating Singing

Balcony Beating Singing

April 5, 2026

Wife: Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start singing? Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light