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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Yours Yep

Yours Yep

April 5, 2026

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep, “the wife replied, “in-laws. “ This

Lady Change

Lady Change

April 5, 2026

Little Mary is at her first wedding. When it’s over, she asks her mother, ‘Why did the lady change her mind?’ ‘What do you mean?’ asks mother. ‘Well,’ replies Mary. ‘She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can

Graduate Student

Graduate Student

April 5, 2026

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She yells, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now

Bathing Testicles Examining

Bathing Testicles Examining

April 5, 2026

A three and a half year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. “Mom”, he asked, “is that my brain?” “Not yet”, his mom answered. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Headed Home

Headed Home

April 5, 2026

Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Tight Daddy

Tight Daddy

April 5, 2026

Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light