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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Gold Coins
April 5, 2026
Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Convicted Murderer
April 5, 2026
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes, “replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Days Ago Jack’s
April 5, 2026
Few days ago, Jack’s wife asked him to pass her lipstick, but he accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to him. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cousins Okay Sorry
April 5, 2026
Man: I’m so sorry the marriage didn’t work out. Woman: It’s okay, we can still be cousins. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ordering Prepare Chicken
April 5, 2026
When ordering food at a new restaurant, a woman asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special, “he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Taken Until You’ve
April 5, 2026
Marie had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty well I think, “replied Marie. “But if I go to work there, I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. “ Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, “Is that
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light