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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Slow Painful Death
April 5, 2026
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death. “ He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?” This joke is included in the Black Book
Shouldn’t Wear
April 5, 2026
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party in a bar. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned: “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit. “And why not, darling?”, the father asked. You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning. “ This joke is included in
Door Again Later
April 5, 2026
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it’s the same man
Which Johnny
April 5, 2026
Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny, “ To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shit my pants then… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Voice Answered
April 5, 2026
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you. “ The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the crosswalk. The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a
Student Gandhi
April 5, 2026
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light