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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Chinese Japanese
April 5, 2026
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the Chinese man says. “What was that for?” “That was for Pearl Harbor, “the Jewish man says. “But I’m Chinese!” “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the
Hundred Dollars
April 5, 2026
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100. “ The one says to the other, “should we do it?” The other says “NO! ! Are you crazy?” The first guy replies “Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars…
Jews Watch Porn
April 5, 2026
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Poor Soul Survive
April 5, 2026
Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic. “ Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war. “ Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed. “ Priest: “That’s not a good thing
Need Dollars
April 5, 2026
A Jewish boy asked his father “Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?” The father replied, “40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Shouted Stop
April 5, 2026
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… 5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light