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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Redneck Cowboy
April 5, 2026
A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree,and goes into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied
Walter Awhile Further
April 5, 2026
Walter had been seeing a girl for awhile and he thought they should take things further, “Tell me, “Walter said to her, “do you believe in sex after marriage?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Escort Agency
April 5, 2026
A man had been married to his wife for twenty years. As time had passed, his sex life had naturally deteriorated but now it was starting to get him down. No longer could he make his wife orgasm. One day, the man decided to do something about it so he went to see his doctor.
Closest I’ll
April 5, 2026
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. “What are you doing?” she exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this
Doctors Soothed
April 5, 2026
A guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they
Paddy Shouts Murphy
April 5, 2026
Paddy and Murphy chatting about wanking. Murphy asks Paddy if he’s ever had a blow job off the vacuum. Paddy thinks for a second and replies, “No, never!” That night, Paddy’s got sex on the mind, looks over at the vacuum and recalls Murphy’s question and thinks…. fuck it! Why not? He plugs the vac
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light