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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Deceased Possessed
April 5, 2026
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it… it is as mine. That long? No, that dead. This joke is included in the Black Book
Play Date Mommy
April 5, 2026
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. “Mommy, “the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, “the mother warns. “It is not polite. “ “OK, “the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,
Priest Dead Yelled
April 5, 2026
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” “Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa. “And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest. “Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny. This joke is
Can’t Cuss
April 5, 2026
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle, “said the little boy. After a
Apologetic Tone
April 5, 2026
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are
Microsoft Support Technician
April 5, 2026
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light