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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Truck Fertilizer
April 5, 2026
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer, “the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries, “answered the farmer. “You
Legs Off
April 5, 2026
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, “Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire. “ The man said, “Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground. “ So the crocodile bit his legs off. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Gotten Gunshots Towards
April 5, 2026
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he had gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he put
Heart Specialist
April 5, 2026
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, “I am a gyno. I wonder what they will do at my funeral. “ This joke
Sex Partners
April 5, 2026
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three. . oh no, wait… nine – I have forgotten one case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Circumcision Required Twenty-Seven
April 5, 2026
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offered to fluff his pillows, make the bed,
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light