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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Partition Installed
April 5, 2026
A prostitute with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once. A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he’d finished, he asked for his money. The girl explained that she didn’t have it, but that she could pay for the job
He’s Lost
April 5, 2026
A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5. The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes. I think I have lost a £5 note. Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No. I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5
I’ve Read
April 5, 2026
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says “Yes, but before we do, there`s something you must know.
Stranger Hey Shouted
April 5, 2026
Peter walked in from work one day and his wife was sitting on the sofa with his girlfriend. While trying not to look surprised he said, “What’s going on?” “You tell me?” replied his wife. Pete said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger. “ “A stranger, hey?” shouted his girlfriend,
Likes Missionary
April 5, 2026
When it comes to sex, Dave and his wife like completely different things. Dave’s wife likes missionary and doggy positions, while Dave likes his receptionist. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Biggest Cavity I’ve
April 5, 2026
“Open wider. “requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Dear God!” he said, startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen. “ “OK Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice. “ “I didn’t!” said the dentist.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light