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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Website Rejected
April 5, 2026
A guy sent out an application for an online dating website to meet the ladies. The website rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, “What do you like most in a woman?” The man replied, “My dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Drink Machine
April 5, 2026
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, “Well I carried this child around
Where Lawyers Come From – Hippie Gets
April 5, 2026
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says
Face Reddened
April 5, 2026
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing testicle with a pickled onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your sex life?” asked the doctor. “Pretty good, “the man said, to the
Machigatta Ana Concerned
April 5, 2026
A businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: “Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!” He can’t quite remember what the word means, but he’s sure he’s pleased the hooker to the best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game
Bark Mum Lucky
April 5, 2026
A little boy asks his Mum “why am I black and you are white ?” “Don’t even ask, “she replies “when I think back to that party… you are very lucky that you do not bark!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light