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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Dog Didn’t
April 5, 2026
A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me and the dog are going fishing. “ Wife says, “I don’t want to go. “ Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the arse. Wife picked the blow job. After she sucked for a while she said, “It tastes like
Stands Next
April 5, 2026
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!” “Hmmm, “he replies. “It must be your feet, then. “ This joke is included in the
War Warrior Shouted
April 5, 2026
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: “I am going to rape you all. “ Younger lady: “But please leave our grandmother. “ Grandmother: “Shut up, war is war. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cashier Pharmacy Pack
April 5, 2026
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, “No, she’s not that ugly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Beautiful Flight Attendants
April 5, 2026
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice. “ The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in
Baked Beans
April 5, 2026
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of baked beans, would you know which bean
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light