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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wife’s Life
April 5, 2026
Man gives blood to save his wife’s life. Few months later they divorced. Husband says to his wife, “I want my blood back, you bitch!” Wife throws the tampon at him and says, “I will pay you back monthly, you bastard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Damn Swore
April 5, 2026
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motorbike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone,
Finished Frank
April 5, 2026
After working together for a while, Frank and Jane’s office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to
Job Myself
April 5, 2026
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate. “ Husband replies, “What do you mean – very slow and professional?” “No, “she replies, “I have to finish the job myself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hairy Chest Cecil
April 5, 2026
Two gays Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest. Cecil ask, “What you doing?” Rupert said, “I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest. Cecil said, “Don’t be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of
Titties Dry
April 5, 2026
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, “Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?” He said,
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light