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Golf Course Again

Golf Course Again

April 5, 2026

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, “Mary. Mary. “ “Is that you, Fred?” “Yes,

Seat Stuck

Seat Stuck

April 5, 2026

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat

Regular Porn

Regular Porn

April 5, 2026

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says “I hope the porn is disabled. “ The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Raffle Ticket Wet

Raffle Ticket Wet

April 5, 2026

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner. “ The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing

Chairman Interrupts

Chairman Interrupts

April 5, 2026

At the court of a small provincial town, a lawyer calls his first witness, an old woman around 80 and he asks her with a professional style: “Do you know me, Mrs. Rowland?” “Of course, I know you Mr. Smith!” says the old woman. I have known you since you were little, and I have

Huge Crack

Huge Crack

April 5, 2026

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, “I’ve got a huge crack. “ The other replies, “Stop teasing me, I’m not fucking hard yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light