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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Clerk Leads

Clerk Leads

April 5, 2026

A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk. “Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?” She asks. The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf. “I’m looking for something way bigger than these, “she says. The clerk pauses for

Favorite Sex Position

Favorite Sex Position

April 5, 2026

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. “ “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, “says the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you

Writes Remember

Writes Remember

April 5, 2026

Naughty boy draws a penis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: “Remember the more you rub the bigger it gets!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Small Desert Island

Small Desert Island

April 5, 2026

An individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. “Due to lack of maintenance, “he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account. “ This joke

Let’s Assume

Let’s Assume

April 5, 2026

“Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don’t have anything to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: “Let’s hit the can with a rock until it opens. “ The biologist has another idea: “No.

Suicides Herself

Suicides Herself

April 5, 2026

“A ship with 30 sailors and one woman stranded on a desert island. After one month the woman says: “I cannot proceed in this way. “and she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed in this way. “and they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light