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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Teacher Answered Mary
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in English language. “ “Why?” asked his father. “Well, the teacher asked us the following question: “Mary entered the forest with John and came out of the forest with Mike. What is Mary?” “How come what Mary is? A whore, of course, “said
Passenger Seat
April 5, 2026
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get
Blue Jeans
April 5, 2026
“Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?” “It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. “ “Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. “ “I’m not. I’m her mother. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of
Marvelous Instrument Designed
April 5, 2026
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “̈”Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive women’s electric hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll
Brown-Haired Kid
April 5, 2026
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours. “ The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours. “ “That’s what my father says. “ This joke is included in
Teacher Exclaimed
April 5, 2026
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week. “ “Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he Ok?” “He must be, “said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light