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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Dog’s Leash
April 5, 2026
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. “ “But how do you
Responds Yes
April 5, 2026
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chimpanzee Doesn’t Understand
April 5, 2026
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. “Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbor, Mr. Danny. “ “Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!” “Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Pound Deer Either
April 5, 2026
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. “Good God!” exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, “I thought you don’t believe in me. “ The hunter replied, “Up until now I didn’t believe in 1,000-pound deer either. “ This joke is
Pawn Shop Gold
April 5, 2026
A Gypsy catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: “Let me go and I will grant you one wish. “ The Gypsy says: “No way, I’ll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ear Hey
April 5, 2026
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. “Finally, some
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light