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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Shoulder Ouch
April 5, 2026
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts. “ He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Your really
Cube Mate
April 5, 2026
At work, a blonde notices that her cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it’s for, and he responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. “ The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, “What do you have
Squirrel Fur Coat
April 5, 2026
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. “But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously. “Oh certainly, ma am, “said the manager smoothly. “After all, have you ever seen a squirrel with an umbrella?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Small Alligator
April 5, 2026
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; “I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids… I just don’t get it. “ “Well, “says the big alligator, “what
Living Personality Executive
April 5, 2026
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one. “ This joke is included in
Continuously Whom Twins
April 5, 2026
A blond woman gave birth to two twins and was continuously crying. A nurse asks her what’s the problem. She replies, “I don’t know with whom I have the second baby… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light