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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Dent Popped Itself
April 5, 2026
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it into the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped
Bronze Lawyers
April 5, 2026
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After a while, he chose a bronze rat and brought it up to the counter. “That will be $10 for the bronze rat and $1,000 for the story behind it, “said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll just pay the $10 and pass on the
Acute Appendicitis
April 5, 2026
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis. “ The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Pet Parrot Which
April 5, 2026
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead’s house while the redhead’s father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the
Future Father-In-Law
April 5, 2026
A young man presents his fiancee to his parents. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell… The father of the boy says: “Rex… !” Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she
Flowers Again
April 5, 2026
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air. “ The blonde says, “Why?Don’t you have a
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light