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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Radio Repeat
April 5, 2026
An aircraft is flying when all of a sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co-pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So
Borrow Twenty Dollars
April 5, 2026
When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollars, the man said, “Son, don’t you realize that there are more important things in life than money?” “Yes, sir, “the youth replied, “I do. But you need money to take them to the movies. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Each Elmo
April 5, 2026
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn’t want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do
Factory Foreman Inspected
April 5, 2026
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Robbert, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir, “the worker replied. “And just
Copier Machine Paper
April 5, 2026
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper. “ “Just use the copier machine paper, “replied the other secretary. With that,
Milk Upon
April 5, 2026
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up onto the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young
Treding Jokes
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light