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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Mean Horseman
April 5, 2026
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one, “replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!” This joke is
Boss Eyes Can’t
April 5, 2026
A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says “It’s my eyes. “ “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead… “ This joke is included in the Black Book
These Car Designers
April 5, 2026
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in
Confused Rabbit Well
April 5, 2026
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. “Who am I? What am I?” said the confused rabbit. “Well, you’re one such… with a short tail, long ears… “ “I guess!” shouted the rabbit, “I’m a rabbit!” “And what
Brunette Let’s
April 5, 2026
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls, “says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know. “ So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done,
Carrying Guess Giggles
April 5, 2026
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons, “the blonde replies. “Cool, “the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light