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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Childbirth Again
April 5, 2026
“I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth, “the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Compliment Windshield Parking
April 5, 2026
“I got a compliment on my driving today, “said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield that said “parking fine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Son’s Innocence
April 5, 2026
A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect. “ “Wow, “the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a
Gomer Wandered
April 5, 2026
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay, “the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.
Wasn’t Dumb
April 5, 2026
A guy was married to a blonde, and each evening he came home with a new blonde joke. Once the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She
Blondes Fell Down
April 5, 2026
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know. I can’t see!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light