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Irritated Remarks

Irritated Remarks

April 5, 2026

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Bank Officer Excused

Bank Officer Excused

April 5, 2026

After reading the complicated instructions for the automatic teller, the confused customer walked over to a bank officer. “Excused me, “said the customer, “but I was wondering if you could help me out. “ “Certainly, “smiled the officer. “Go right through that door. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You

Elephant Approaches

Elephant Approaches

April 5, 2026

A guy encounters an elephant while on a safari in Africa. It’s in pain and laying on the ground. He looks into it and discovers a thorn in its foot. He takes it off, and the elephant trots away cheerfully. The same guy is standing in London, fifteen years later, watching a circus procession pass

Melissa Toaster Waterproof

Melissa Toaster Waterproof

April 5, 2026

Melissa was shocked when she found out her toaster was not waterproof. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Social Workers

Social Workers

April 5, 2026

A circus wife and husband go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there have reservations about their suitability. So the couple takes images of their fifty-foot motor home, which is well-maintained and has a lovely nursery. The social workers are pleased, but they are concerned about the type of

Student Answered

Student Answered

April 5, 2026

“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir. “ “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light