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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Overpaid Unperturbed
April 5, 2026
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less than the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come, “the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?” Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook
Rome Wasn’t Built
April 5, 2026
Sarah, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, “When was Rome built?” and called on Timothy to answer first. “Rome was built at night, “was his answer. “At night?” asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. “How ever did you get such an idea?” “Well, “gulped the student, hoping his
Civil Engineers Design
April 5, 2026
“What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?” asked the incoming college freshman. The professor replied, “Mechanical engineers design weapons and civil engineers design targets. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sales Manager
April 5, 2026
“Ryan is so forgetful, “the sales manager complained to his secretary. “It’s a wonder he can sell anything. I asked him to pick me up some sandwiches on his way back from lunch but I’m not sure he’ll even remember to come back. “ Just then the door flew open and bounced Ryan. “You’ll never
Donate Connor
April 5, 2026
Connor: I’d like to be an organ donor. Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate? Connor: The one that’s been in my basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Costume Party
April 5, 2026
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle, “he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light