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Nicholas Answered

Nicholas Answered

April 5, 2026

Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Nicholas into his office for a sit-down. “You know, Nicholas, “he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium. “ “Wow, sir. I guess you’re right,

Fair Trade

Fair Trade

April 5, 2026

A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children”… He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Engineer Responded

Engineer Responded

April 5, 2026

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company over 30 years, he retired. Several years later the company contacted him with a problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed,

Heart Transplant

Heart Transplant

April 5, 2026

In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep. The fly doctor assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, “Your fly is open. “ The heart doctor blushed. This joke

Customer Applied Psychology

Customer Applied Psychology

April 5, 2026

Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant. “What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer. “Well, “said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great. “ “Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that

Deep Breath

Deep Breath

April 5, 2026

Tarzan comes home pooped and sits on the couch. “Rough day?” asks his wife Jane. He takes a deep breath and then replies, “It’s a jungle out there!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light