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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Late John
April 5, 2026
Teacher: Why are you late, John? John: Because of the sign down the road. Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late? John: The sign said ‘School Ahead, Go Slow! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Balance Falls
April 5, 2026
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation, “she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and
Opinions Expressed
April 5, 2026
On the first day of school, Peter handed his new teacher a note from his mother. The teacher unsealed the note, read it, looked at Peter with a frown, and placed the note inside a desk drawer. “So what did she write?” Peter asked. “It’s a disclaimer, “the teacher said. “A what?” “It says, ‘
Half Sisters
April 5, 2026
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of registration. “He’s a magician, “said the new boy. “How exciting. What’s his best trick?” “He saws people in half. “ “How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?” “Yep… one half brother and two half sisters. “ This joke is
Electron Molecules Positive
April 5, 2026
Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, “What’s wrong?” “I have lost my electron!” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Computer Mary
April 5, 2026
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so
Treding Jokes
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light