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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Tail Wind
April 5, 2026
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called
Squirrels Climbed
April 5, 2026
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free
Peter Stopped
April 5, 2026
One day a man dies and goes to heaven,where he sees St. Peter at the entrance. Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, “Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here. “ The man looked at him sadly and said, “Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself.
Wasn’t Sure
April 5, 2026
Paddy found a wallet with 50 pounds in it. He wasn’t sure how to proceed, but then he thought, “What would Jesus do?” So he turned it into wine. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Single Word Fool
April 5, 2026
One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, “Fool. “ Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, “I have known many instances of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is
Representative Further Explained
April 5, 2026
A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure, “the customer service representative said, “as long as you provide your own kennel. “ The representative further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light