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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Fourth Type
April 5, 2026
Son: “After I graduate college I want to become a sales person because there must be hundreds of different types, which gives me options. “ Dad: “There may be many different types of products but there are only three types of salespeople… The first type will take your commissions and doesn’t care if you know…
Dark Forest
April 5, 2026
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” This joke is included in
Extraordinary Strength
April 5, 2026
An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time. Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. Lying in the dirt, his body wracked with pain, the pastor called out, “All you angels in heaven, help me get up on my horse!” With extraordinary strength, he
Comic Sans Helvetica
April 5, 2026
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ants Housewife
April 5, 2026
Salesman: “Madam, do you want this powder?” Housewife: “For what?” Salesman: “For ants. “ Housewife: “No. If I give them powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Envelope Well
April 5, 2026
There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement. Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told him that if he ever got really jammed up, he should look in the center drawer of his desk and he would find two
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light