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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Squadron Leader Holler
April 5, 2026
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well, “replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!” “What action did you take?’ persisted another officer. “Why, sir, “replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30.
Jealousy Answered Pete
April 5, 2026
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “ Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise. “Oh, “Peter said, “you know how foremen are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work. “ “We all know that, “replied his friend. “But why
Lost Balls Yes
April 5, 2026
Are you my caddie? asked the golfer. “Yes, sir, “replied the lad. “And you are good at finding lost balls?” “Yes, sir. “ “Right then. Find one and let’s start the game. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wrote Pinocchio
April 5, 2026
A sailor was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale. When asked by a reporter what the scariest part was he answered, “The graffiti… someone wrote ‘Pinocchio was here. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher Bark Tommy
April 5, 2026
Teacher: “What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?” Tommy: “Don’t Know. “ Teacher: “Bark, Tommy. “ Tommy: “Woof, Woof. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jean Paul
April 5, 2026
A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. “ “Well, then, just give me the
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light