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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Goat Kid Since
April 5, 2026
“Doctor, doctor, I feel like a goat. “ “How long have you been like this?” “Since I was a kid. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Will’ Yeah
April 5, 2026
Max is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Max what the problem is. “Well, “said Max, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask. Now I’m in deep
Unemployment Check
April 5, 2026
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange The clerk asked her: “What type of check is this?” The lady responded: “An unemployment check. “ The clerk responded: “Oh well; then we will need a work number here for verification”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Eight-Year-Old Kid
April 5, 2026
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician. “ The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Waiter Answered
April 5, 2026
Ailster recently had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take his order. Ailster asked, “Do you have frog legs?” The waiter answered, “No, that’s just the way I walk!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
United States Congress
April 5, 2026
A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D. C. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?” “What?” the man huffed. “Do you realize that I am a member of the United
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light