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Speed Limit

Speed Limit

April 5, 2026

A state trooper stopped a woman for going 21 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, “Don’t you give out warnings?” “Yes, ma’am, “he replied. “They’re all up and down the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.

Jogger Excuse

Jogger Excuse

April 5, 2026

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on

Well Tex

Well Tex

April 5, 2026

A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb — hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots, and spurs — standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. “Call me Tex!” was the cowboy’s reply. “Well, Tex, where are you from, Texas?” the policeman asked. “Nah,

College Professor Noticed

College Professor Noticed

April 5, 2026

During a test, the college professor noticed that a married student, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. After class, before she left, the teacher asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side. “ “Oh, I’m fine, “the student answered. “It’s just that my baby was pushing his foot

Fumed Quite Simple

Fumed Quite Simple

April 5, 2026

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the dining room. “How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!” This joke is included in the

Cat Forty Blocks

Cat Forty Blocks

April 5, 2026

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him ten blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat forty blocks away. He

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light