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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Golf Clubs – Golfer Walking
April 5, 2026
A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber’s head, knocking him unconscious. “You probably saved my life, “says the grateful Arab. “I am a member of the Saudi Royal
Mud Waiter Yes
April 5, 2026
“Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud. “ Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Remarkable Self-Control
April 5, 2026
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When it was time for cross-examination though, the husband’s lawyer arose and said, “Isn’t it
Bedroom Hold
April 5, 2026
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer. “Oh, I still love him, “she replied, “but all he ever wants is to make love, I can’t take it anymore. “ “Instead of divorcing him, why don’t you try charging him every time he wants
Session Valerie Questioned
April 5, 2026
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s. “May I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Valerie, “the man replied. “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else, “said the madam. “No, I must see
Auto Accident
April 5, 2026
A man was involved in an auto accident. A policeman ran up to the car and asked, “Are you seriously injured?” The man said, “How should I know? I’m a doctor not a lawyer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light