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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Real Lady Killer
April 5, 2026
A young woman gazed up from her hospital bed at the very handsome doctor who was examining her chart. She fluttered her eyelids and said, “They tell me that you are a real lady killer. “ The doctor smiled and shook his head. “No, I make no distinction between the sexes. “ This joke is
Ceo Explained I’ll
April 5, 2026
One CEO always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, and the CEO explained. “I’ll tell you it’s very simple – it’s the only time of the week when none of you seems to want to argue with me. “ This joke
Hour Lecture
April 5, 2026
Fred’s boss said, “Why are all the women in your office crying?” Fred said, “You told me to bang some heads together. “ The boss said, “Talk about taking things too literally!” Fred went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things too literally. This joke is included in the Black Book of
Piano Tuner
April 5, 2026
The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady, “he announced, “I’m the piano tuner. “ The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner. “ The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did. “ This joke is included in
Son-In-Law Buy
April 5, 2026
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation. “
Drums Judge Twenty
April 5, 2026
Judge: “Haven’t I seen you before?” Man: “Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. “ Judge: “Twenty years!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light