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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Maneuver Couldn’t Contain
April 5, 2026
A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put it in reverse, and bang – right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang- right into the car in front. A young woman watching the maneuver couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear?” she asked.
Employee Thanks
April 5, 2026
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Steve, “he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four
Local Sign Shop
April 5, 2026
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found
Drunk Stumbled
April 5, 2026
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. His wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, “Of course not!”. Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, “Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you.
Windows Frozen Won’t
April 5, 2026
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:”Windows frozen, won’t open. “ Husband texts back:”Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with a hammer. “ Wife texts back 5 minutes later:”We now need a new computer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Yes Rob
April 5, 2026
Rob patiently waited at the customer service desk for his turn. He had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight. “Is something wrong with them?” the teenage clerk asked him. “Yes, “Rob replied. “They hurt my feelings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light