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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Tommy Reacts
April 5, 2026
The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot! ‘ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t tell… but I did get his license plate number!” This joke is included in the
Correct Pronunciation
April 5, 2026
A married couple were vacationing in Hawaii and disagreed on the correct pronunciation of the state name. He said it was Hawaii and his wife said it was Havaii. They stopped a man on the street to ask his opinion. He said the correct pronunciation was Havaii. The man’s wife was delighted and thanked the
Watch Off
April 5, 2026
Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch
Older Model Car
April 5, 2026
A man went camping in a state park. Before leaving his car to go hiking he left a note on the dashboard saying, “The stereo is broken. “ He did this to deter thieves from breaking into his older model car. When returning from his hike the man noticed his car window was broken and
Backyard Let’s
April 5, 2026
A dumb girl and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The dumb girl jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this. “She goes downstairs. After some time she finally comes back up to
England Invented
April 5, 2026
An American visiting England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The porter looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. “You must mean the lift, “he said. “No, “the American responded. “If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator. “ “Well, “the porter answered, “over here we
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light