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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Exquisite Blue Suit
April 5, 2026
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she
Bottomless Mug
April 5, 2026
A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer. “ A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the
Hunters Safety Course
April 5, 2026
There were two hunters who had never hunted before, so they took a hunters safety course. In this course it was stressed that if you ever got lost in the woods, firing three shots in the air was the universal signal that you needed help. The very first day of hunting the two hunters became
I’ve Quit
April 5, 2026
“Can I have a cigarette?” Jill asked. “I thought you quit smoking, “Mary said “I’m in the process of quitting, “Jill said. “Right now I am in the middle of phase one. “ “What’s phase one?” Mary asked. “I’ve quit buying, “Jill replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Mick Slips
April 5, 2026
Irish Saw mill Accident… Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to
Company Refused
April 5, 2026
A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. “I’ve had mine for twenty years, “she pleaded. “Couldn’t you change yours?” The company refused, so she said, “Fine. From
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light