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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wrong Side
April 5, 2026
Old Jacob Miles, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis. Mrs. Miles explained that the appendix is on the right side. “So, aha! THAT’s why it hurts so much. “said Jacob. “My appendix is on the wrong side!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Jones Hides
April 5, 2026
Mr. Jones is on a business trip and has bought some fish to bring home to his wife. The fish was very expensive, so Mr. Jones decided to hide it until the next day, when he would leave the hotel. The fish is well-packaged in multiple layers of paper, so Mr. Jones hides it between
Someone’s Deodorant Isn’t
April 5, 2026
It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the
Bright Lady
April 5, 2026
A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car. After a few minutes the attendant comes to help. The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside
Thou Standest
April 5, 2026
A burglar broke into the home of a good Quaker gentleman. From upstairs, the Quaker heard the noises below and realized there was an intruder. He took his hunting rifle to the top of the stairs and announced: “Friend, I mean to do thee no harm, but where thou standest is where I am about
Carry Spare Change
April 5, 2026
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoes, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh,
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light