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Director Began Wouldn’t

Director Began Wouldn’t

April 5, 2026

A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity, “the director began. “Wouldn’t you like to help the community?” The banker replied, “Did your research show that my mother

Candidate Interviewer Bus

Candidate Interviewer Bus

April 5, 2026

Interviewer: “What drives you?” Candidate: “The bus mostly. “ Interviewer: “I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?” Candidate: “Missing the bus!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Porsche Costs Well

Porsche Costs Well

April 5, 2026

A 16-year-old boy who works part-time pulls into his parent’s driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his mom and dad know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to own such a car. “Where did you get that car?” his mom and dad scream in unison. He calmly tells them, “I bought

Dozen Ice Picks

Dozen Ice Picks

April 5, 2026

There were two young men from the South who loved to fish and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all

Co-Workers Noticed

Co-Workers Noticed

April 5, 2026

A man arrived at work one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of his co-workers noticed the sparkler and asked about it. The man explained, “My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!” This joke

Honeymoon Hotel

Honeymoon Hotel

April 5, 2026

To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, a couple returned to their honeymoon hotel. After retiring to bed, the wife said, “Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair?” and so he stroked her hair. She reminded him of the way they had cuddled, and so they did. Then, with a sigh, she whispered, “Won’t

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light