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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Elephant Tim
April 5, 2026
Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant. Tom: What do you want with an elephant? Tim: Nothing, I just want the money. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Electric Guitar
April 5, 2026
Juan told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. The next day she bought him an electric guitar. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
These Prices
April 5, 2026
Two people walk into a gas station. The first one says, “These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!” The second replies, “It doesn’t affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wine Talking Sipping
April 5, 2026
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you. “ The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?” The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Prize Possession Even
April 5, 2026
A husband, owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!” This
Need Customer
April 5, 2026
Customer: “Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?” Manager: “No, we already have all the staff we need. “ Customer: “In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light