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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Tennis Ball
April 5, 2026
A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Golf Clubs
April 5, 2026
A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store asked a lawyer to defend him. “I will take your case, “the lawyer said, “If you will assure me of two things: that you are innocent, and that you will pay me $1600. “ The client thought for a moment, then said, “Will you do it for
Constant Fear
April 5, 2026
Melvin threw a boomerang a few years ago. He now lives in constant fear. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
State May Appoint
April 5, 2026
Judge: “Are you defending yourself?” Defendant: “Yes, your Honor. “ Judge: “You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer. “ Defendant: “I know, your Honor, but I don’t want one. I plan to tell the truth. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Reads Jack’s Last
April 5, 2026
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads Jack’s last will and testament: “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and
Terrible Discharge
April 5, 2026
Girl visits her doctor and tells him she has a terrible discharge. “Ok, take your knickers off and let’s check it out, “he says. She drops her knickers and the doctor has a feel around. He says “How does that feel? “ She says “Absolutely wonderful but the discharge is from my ear”. This joke
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light