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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Days Seem

Days Seem

April 5, 2026

A men’s Sunday school teacher asked the men how they would spend the next 30 days if they knew the world would end. The first man said, “I would spend it on a mission to Africa. “ They all agreed this was a great idea. The second man said, “I would volunteer at the local

Inches Tall

Inches Tall

April 5, 2026

Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 15 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Lawn Mower Saturday

Lawn Mower Saturday

April 5, 2026

“Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?” “Yes, I will be. “ “Good… so can I borrow your car then?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Tarot Reader’s Gaze

Tarot Reader’s Gaze

April 5, 2026

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: “There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a

Interviewer Well

Interviewer Well

April 5, 2026

An 80-year-old gentleman was being interviewed on his 60 years of marriage. “Is there one big difference in your marriage today compared to when you were first married?” asked the interviewer. “Well, “said the man after pondering for a moment, “it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

Outdoor Patio

Outdoor Patio

April 5, 2026

Two friends are talking over lunch on an outdoor patio. “So what are you doing for summer vacation?” one asks. The other one replies, “I want to go to Italy again, like last year. “ The first asks, “Wow! You went to Italy last year?” The other answers, “No, but I wanted to. “ This

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light