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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
God Who’d
April 5, 2026
A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love. “No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young I became much enamored with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of
Pearl Worth Please
April 5, 2026
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the
Dollar Soldier
April 5, 2026
Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy. “ Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, Sir!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Daddy Taught
April 5, 2026
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well. “Yes, of course! My daddy taught me, even more than 10!” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four, “answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven. “ “Very good, “said the teacher. “your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after
Mad Again
April 5, 2026
Wife: “I’m mad. “ Husband: “Again or still?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Single Men
April 5, 2026
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married. “Will those wanting
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light