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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
I’ll Wait Till
April 5, 2026
A doctor and a lawyer are involved in a car crash. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor is a little shaken up, offers him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepts, has a drink and hands back the flask. The lawyer puts it in his pocket. ‘Aren’t you having one yourself?’ asks the
Jack Answered
April 5, 2026
A busy mother and her two small children, Jack and Sally, were on a train ride to the city. Halfway through the trip, Jack asked his mother, “What was the name of the last station where this train stopped?” The mother replied, “I don’t remember. “Why?” “Well, “little Jack answered, “because that’s where Sally got
Thank Goodness’
April 5, 2026
“How did school go today?” a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. “What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, ‘Thank goodness’. “ This joke
Play Role Speaking
April 5, 2026
Son: “Dad! Dad! I got a part in the school play! I play the husband. “ Dad: “Too bad they did not give a speaking role. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jury Foreman
April 5, 2026
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all, “the lawyer said as he
Generous I’ll Charge
April 5, 2026
A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll. When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?” “For a sweet little girl like you, “replied the man, feeling generous “I’ll charge only one little kiss. “ “Thanks” replied the tot.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light