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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Penny Anymore
April 5, 2026
A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for the embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him, “Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money. “ And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually,
God Everywhere Honey
April 5, 2026
Son: “Mom, do I look like God?” Mom: “No, honey. Why?” Son: “Because everywhere I go, people say, ‘Oh God, he is back! ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Knife Thrower
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny: “That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back. “ Carnival Owner:” What was the matter with it?” Little Johnny: “Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Foreman Answered Insanity
April 5, 2026
The District Attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe the “not guilty” verdict he’d just heard. Bitterly, he asked, “What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?” The foreman answered, “Insanity. “ The attorney responded, still incredulous, “I could understand that. But, all twelve of you?” This joke is included in the
Neighbor Owes
April 5, 2026
A man went to his lawyer and asked him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope, “replied the man. “Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you, “said
Camera Enthusiast Judge
April 5, 2026
Judge: What is the prisoner charged with? Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast. Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures. Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light