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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Airbus Pilot Laughs
April 5, 2026
An Airbus is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 900 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly an Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it?
Defendant Guilty
April 5, 2026
A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. “Did you steal this man’s overcoat?” he demanded. “No sir, “the defendant replied, with a grin. “I was just playing a joke on him. “ “And where did you take the coat?” asked the judge. “I removed it from
Childbirth Hurt
April 5, 2026
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy
Legal Action
April 5, 2026
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She claimed that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, “This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?” The judge said that was true. “Does this mean I cannot
Grocery Store
April 5, 2026
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ”Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300. ” ”Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. ”I earned it hiking. ” ”Come on,” the father said, ”tell me the truth?”
Judge Thundered
April 5, 2026
The judge asked the defendant to please stand. “You are charged with cutting down a tree without having permission to do so, using a chainsaw. “ From out in the gallery, a woman shouts, “Lying miser!” “Silence in the court!” the Judge says. He turns to the defendant and says, “You are also charged with
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light